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Apr 20th // 2 notes

Omfg. Kirk: So why is he a whore?
Me: What do whores do?
Kirk: Get more money than me -.-

Apr 04th

Mar 02nd // 2 notes

l0l. Sister: I follow your other blog.
Me: Wtf, seriously? /checks followers/ Is that you?
Sister: Yeah.
Me: /clicks on blog/ "snapbacks<3"....? YOU DON'T OWN A SINGLE SNAPBACK YOU LIAR LOOOOOOL.
Sister: Sooooo? Stop teasing me!
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA /clicks on ask button/ "3w uR ugLy" /le sends on anon/
Sister: AIJA! YOU'RE SO MEAN! GET OFF MY BLOG!
Me: BWAHAHAHAHA, STFU FOLLOWER. LOLOLOL.

Feb 19th // 1 note

My birthday is in September…

Feb 14th // 2 notes

Anonymous: If you could have any one of your followers to be your valentine, who'd it be?

Oct 29th // 1 note

Aug 16th

Fcking chris xD Chris: Is ------ pretty in any way, shape, or form?
Me: Hmm, i don't care for her.
Chris: Look at her profile picture! The first thing i thought of was... PLANET OF THE APES xD
Me: You're terrible T^T Be nice bro lol.
Chris: ....
Me: She's not really handsome, but i'm sure she is in some way
Chris: HANDSOME?
Me: Good, you caught my joke;D
Chris: LOL, "be nice" ?
Me: What? I complimented her!
Chris: Lol, monkey can be handsome.
Me: Omg, go marry a monkey then
Chris: AWW YEAH<3 THE APES CAN RISE ALL OVER MY PLANET. UNFF<33333
Me: OMGGGGGGGG, WHAT?! LMFAOOOOOOO.
Chris: HAHAHAHAHAH xD
Me: KJAFBLAEJKSFLAIUFB XDDDDDDDD

Jul 12th // 4 notes

Mommy talking crap about other shoppers--- /While shopping @ Sac n' Save, my mom starts talking about some lady's bad boob job/
Me: MOM SHHHH, WHY DO YOU ALWAYS TALK CRAP ABOUT OTHER SHOPPERS SO LOUD?
Mom: I don't talk crap!
Me: What do you call it then?
Mom: KEEPIN'. IT. REAL.
Me: LOLOLOLOLOL, WTFFFFFFUUUUUH~ xDD

Jun 28th // 14 notes

i love it when that happens. Your foot or whatever goes super numb & when it’s not numb anymore, it tickles so much when you touch it lol. DJNFSEFGSf, 
ITS STARTING TO TICKLE xD