June 2011
That moment when your best friend is online, and...
honeyveee:
SUPER HYPER SPEED!!!!!!!!
May 2011
Uhh, OFK.
Hmm, “Don’t come home, i don’t want to deal w/you.” Not the greatest things to hear from a mom but whatever. After thinking we moved passed kicking me out of the house, i guess you still manage to get irritated w/me over the damn PHONE. Mom calls me at 1:30AM just to lecture me about my status on FB. Uhh, okay? I don’t really give a flying fuck. It’s my damn FB...
Messages that make your day even though it barely...
<3
When someone brutally insults you and you don't...
zoestyles:
Le Survey:3
I can’t get to sleep without: a pillow to cuddle with:3
If I were a doll, the accessories packaged with me would be: an ipod & a bottle of GIN
I have an irrational fear of: Spiders, clowns, & ghosts D:
At my grandparents house I usually eat: Mango’s & Corn Beef. Nomnomnom:33
When I was born I weighed: like 7lbs?
I am most opposed to: Sluts & Assholes
On myspace I...
FUCK YOU & YOUR BULLSHIT MOM
You’re fucking pissing me off already. I posted up a single fucking status & she decides to go out of her way to tell me not to come back home anymore. Really bitch, REALLY? You know, i thought everything was working out fine w/us. Guess not. I’m not even gonna bother to pick up your calls anymore. If you don’t want to deal w/me or come home, i’ll give you a sneak peek...
@deanellemizukami
resetdopicity:
aijasteezy:
resetdopicity:
Haaaaayl yehhh i’m still up lol :P
JAAAAAAAAAAAAMES, WANNA SKYPE?:33
or message me or something. IM BORED ><”
Shooooots!
my mom is pissing me off. skype me already
@resetdopicity
LAWL, i would but she would get pissed at me. She gets pissed at me for threatening that imma delete her as a friend:P
@deanellemizukami
resetdopicity:
Haaaaayl yehhh i’m still up lol :P
JAAAAAAAAAAAAMES, WANNA SKYPE?:33
or message me or something. IM BORED ><”
WTF MOM,
If you don’t like my fucking statuses on FB, then why’d you make me add you as a friend? This is bullshit.
That moment "WheN pEOplE tyPe LikE tHis"
Bitch, is your caps lock having a seizure?
I'm sure my pillow could be a hairstylist. I...
angpogikonaman:
The feeling you get when you're having a bad day...
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fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts:
Submitted by imjustthatsmart
That awkward moment when you decide to look at...
How to unlock a car with a shoelace.
reasonablesacrifice:
Tie a noose-like knot with your lace.
Slide it through the small opening of the car door.
Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car.
TUMBLR: TEACHING EVERYDAY PEOPLE HOW TO BREAK INTO CARS SINCE 2007
I hate it when i'm going through my 'liked posts'...
The must be wondering what i’m doing scrolling so far down in their tumblrxD
When a guy walks by and they smell good.
albixuly:
Oh sweet Jesus, come back.
Whenever your parents call your name
diannnnefosho:
What did I do in the last 24 hours?
All the TIME.<3