May 2013
Nothing hurts more than your own parents calling...
“Waste of money”
“Waste of time”
“Waste of space”
“Dumbass”
“Fucking idiot”
“Biggest dumbass on earth”
“Piece of shit”
You won’t have to worry about me anymore.
I’m sorry for everything I’ve done lately.
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Sometimes I wish I was on drugs because life...
… GO AWEEEEEEY.
YOURE NOT WELCOME HERE.
GO GO GO LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE.
chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarles:
free-as-a-cyber-bird:
do you ever just have an extremely dirty thought out of nowhere and u kind of just scare yourself
and then you start worrying about mind readers
bluepikmin:
you cant eat the pussy until you finish your vegetables
trillow:
i got 99 problems and i can’t remember any of them so i guess that makes a hundred
ryu-gemini:
whenever anyone draws anything for me i just
Isai LOL
“Never get too attached to anyone unless they also feel the same towards you...”
– (via illoha808)
why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars
“As I look back on my life, I realize that every time I thought I was being...”
– Steve Maraboli (via pfelps)
barbieandken:
I don’t want to be your entire world, no. I would be happy just to be your morning coffee, your hanging car keys, your wallet. Something seemingly insignificant, but if lost throws off your entire day.
I hate my friends
lunaticphan:
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
Cry
LOL
blein:
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
How relationships work:
I like your butt. However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.
But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
thehorangames:
do you ever dislike someone so much that you hate when people are nice to them
